[Harry is actually giving himself downtime. The rain outside keeps him in his flat, where he settles in with a glass of scotch and this world's version of Netflix and their alternate take on Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.
He opens the text, not really expecting anything untoward. The name is unfamiliar-- he only knows Power Girl-- but he chalks it up to his innocuous reputation. Then he opens the attachment and his eyes, good for this indeed, widen. Not trousers, not even ties.]
It looks as if the lining is stitched to prevent that sort of thing. Of course that all depends on [ERM...] how you... fill it.
And matching your exterior colors are best, unless there's an intent to draw the eye.
[...This is not where he expected the evening to go.]
Could I ask who recommended me for such pressing decisions?
It's hard to tell without trying it on, but you know how most retails are. They don't like it when you try on underwear. No, it's not for anyone to see. Figured I'd buy myself something nice for once.
Technically this is my background, but it's a government server/device. I don't think I can fix this. Karen Starr. Seriously, I'm extremely sorry and if you could never tell anyone about this or show that to anyone it would be great.
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He opens the text, not really expecting anything untoward. The name is unfamiliar-- he only knows Power Girl-- but he chalks it up to his innocuous reputation. Then he opens the attachment and his eyes, good for this indeed, widen. Not trousers, not even ties.]
It looks as if the lining is stitched to prevent that sort of thing. Of course that all depends on [ERM...] how you... fill it.
And matching your exterior colors are best, unless there's an intent to draw the eye.
[...This is not where he expected the evening to go.]
Could I ask who recommended me for such pressing decisions?
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No, it's not for anyone to see. Figured I'd buy myself something nice for once.
[ Odd, she wonders why Kanaya would ask that. ]
Myself? You've always had a better eye for this.
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Well, I'm not going to argue that, but I don't believe I've seen you in the shop before.
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1/2
She takes a couple of minutes to reply, part of her wanting to die of shame. ]
No no no this was a mistake.
2/2
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[He doesn't normally get sent pictures of anyone's undergarments, even at the tailor's.]
No need to apologize. It looks like that's up to whoever regulates the Network.
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Seems so. They might be doing some work or there's some kind of error causing this all to happen.
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I'm afraid I'm not tech savvy enough to have an answer. [Paaaause.]
Harry Hart. If you were wondering.
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Karen Starr.
Seriously, I'm extremely sorry and if you could never tell anyone about this or show that to anyone it would be great.
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[Well, he deleted the texts. Putting them out of mind might take a bit longer, but he'd manage.]
I don't think many people would believe I'd be getting those sorts of texts anyway.
[y u always lyin.mp3]
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I was trying to text a girl, by the way. She's got a knack for fashion.
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Unless you're giving me a head's up on competition.
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[ONE DAY THEY WILL MEET LESS AWKWARDLY]
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There's no way this is not going to stay weird
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Sorry again bye